I’ve gorged on pitches and presentations; my new business chops are near Bruce Lee-level. (Did Bruce Lee win a lot of business? Probably.) I’ve made my case to the C-Suites of dozens of Fortune 500 companies, including Starbucks, Toys R Us, Chrysler, Bridgestone, Chick-fil-A, Bank of America, Cardinal Health, Fruit of the Loom, Paramount Pictures, and The Home Depot. Also Michael Bay (he bought my idea, then the room exploded). I’m big on laughter, even bigger on integrity, and the video game I co-authored goes for $125 on eBay. But don’t pay that. It isn’t worth it. (Stupid integrity.)


  • The Richards Group, 99 – present
  • Ogilvy & Mather, 97 – 99
  • Bates Southwest, 95 – 97
  • Fogarty Klein & Partners, 92 – 95
  • University of Houston, 88 – 92


  • One Show – Gold
  • Radio Mercury Awards – $100000 Grand Prize, $2500 PSA Winner, Finalist (5x)
  • Communication Arts – Annual, Featured Exhibit (3x)
  • Clio Awards
  • The Cannes Festivals
  • Art Directors Club of New York
  • The New York Festivals
  • London International Advertising Awards
  • Adweek’s Best Spots
  • Print Regional Design Annual
  • National Addys
  • Oink Ink National Dead Radio Contest – Grand Prize, 2nd Place, Finalist (10x)


  • Judge, The One Show
  • Judge, Radio Mercury Awards (8x)
  • Grand Jury Member, The New York Festivals
  • Judge, Dallas Society of Visual Communications National Student Show
  • Nationally Syndicated & Marketed Comic Strip – Published by King Features, hawked on t-shirts by Hooler Imprints
  • Nintendo/Playstation Video Game – Lead writer for Acclaim’s third “South Park” release